Hello James,
RetroMaynia
Looking from a woman's point of view,
Whatever are we going to do with you?
Bet poor Woman wonders what she's got,
As man with tectonic plate equals...
Real crackpot!
Eclectic kitchen contents?
You're just like my old mum.
She's got gadgets and cracked plates dating from 1931.
Your Woman's oh so tolerant,
Finds humouring is best,
Perhaps SHE'd like white crockery?
Please put her to the test.
Perhaps she's working her way down,
by starting with the attic.
And that is why the kitchen still,
Appears to be quite static.
Although I believe she infiltrated,
(To the juicer I'm refering,)
Ooh! please pass me my wooden spoon,
I love a bit of stirring. ;-)
As for your little Honda banger,
What about a plinth in the Top Gear hangar?
Ooh, Mr Clarkson would really love that!
Vietnam memories of the times he went splat!
Wouldn't you just love to see his face,
If your chugging little Honda had pride of place.
Elaine x
