James, you are Tyler Durden!
FRIGHT CLUB - PROJECT MAYHEM
(If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit,
JOIN OUR CLUB!)
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"Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement,
it's called Project Mayhem." Tyler Durden
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The first rule of Fright Club is, I'd say,
You dont talk about Fright Club, OK!
You're in if you've a supercar or plane
Forget it if you ever have to use a bus or train.
(The initiation ceremony's, a hot spoon on the thigh,
Although it's bound to sting a bit, you're not allowed to cry.)
The organiser's codename's Mayhem,
He's the biggest cheese in this manor,
It's rumoured Colin wears a concrete overcoat,
Just for borrowing a 10mm spanner!
The members get together most week nights,
Not Sundays 'cos then Top Gear might be on,
They get up to mechanical man-mischief,
Sometimes till after half ten gone!
So if you think you qualify for Fright Club,
(The membership's already up to nine!)
Then bring along some beer, a pie and cushions,
Don't park outside, you might incur a fine!
Oh, forgot that the location is a secret,
But it's very close to that mad Mayhem's gaff,
Come over after dark, bring your spanners, have a lark,
(You can even watch him park!),
Join Fright Club for a right good laugh!
