Dear Captain Slow is now Captain Speedy,
No longer pedantic, or anal or tweedy.
Reckon he's always been having us on,
He drives a Ferrari and maxes a Veyron,
Now showing true colours, the old Mr May gone.
He's quite the boy-racer, perhaps it's his age,
The envy of all on a minimum wage.
Step forward, our hero, and take centre-stage.
Elaine x ;-)
