Carrot stick your julienne!
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When a ca-rrot
you need to garotte,
does it really need much thought?
No matter how much you pretty it up
it gets stuffed in your face like it ought!
Oh , Mr May,
I just have to say,
I prefer a smart dial and a knob!
Digi-displayin', leave that to game-playin'.
It so complicates every job!
If simple I am,
well, I dont give a damn!
I'm too old now to figure this techno.
It's a car that I'm driving to where I'm arriving
Not playing 'Theft Auto'. Oh heck no!
Elaine x
