"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said
'Parking Fine." Tommy Cooper
When you're feeling a bit down,
And could do with a good laugh,
You need to look no further than,
The driving licence photograph!
A passport also will suffice,
Not exactly Georgeous Clooney!
That serious face and staring eyes,
Can make you look quite loony!
Now when you have it taken,
It has to be just so,
And don't forget you cannot smile,
Your teeth must never show.
Make sure your hair is tidy,
Do put your wig on straight,
Perhaps my dear, a ponytail,
They would appreciate.
Of course you must face forward,
Forgoing your best side,
You're looking like a convict now,
With nothing left to hide.
Now, when the policeman stops you,
And sees your ugly mug,
He'll with his partner speak and say,
"I knew he was a thug!"
Elaine x
