"Never make a defence or an apology
until you are accused." King Charles I
It seems that I have to apologise,
You're not as tight as... a duck's derriere,
And suggesting that someone was meaning that,
Was definitely, not at all, fair!
If it's not flippin' health and safety,
It's that other most annoying lady 'Sue',
Who, if you unintentionally cross her,
Is quite prepared to crucify you.
Ah! The Cub, so you're actually getting rid (hooray, oops!)
What a shame, it's such an interesting topic!
Just kidding! Well, about you being mean, James.
Knew your middle names were really Phil - an'-Thropic.
Elaine x
