New Year's Resolutions
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I'm giving up, I'm giving up,
but now I'm thinking, what?
A tot of spirits now and then
does not make me a sot!
I gave up smoking years ago,
and my word, was that hard.
I'd smoked my dears for many years,
my insides were well charred!
I'm keeping up the exercise,
so I can keep on treating
myself to yummy chocolate,
besides the salad eating!
So, what is left, oh no, not that,
I couldn't that forgo.
(A man in a tuxedo always raises my libido.)
So that I think, is definitely no!
Well that's it for another year
Giving up's not the solution.
As usual I'll ignore it all,
Yes, that's my resolution!