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Je ne sais quoi - Phenomena
(With sincere apologies to Maya Angelou!)
Jamie May, do you wonder where your secret lies?
You must wonder what attracts so many, I surmise.
But when I start to tell you,
You'll think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's the blue of your eyes,
The laughter lines there,
The child in the man,
The state of your hair!
You're James May,
Phenomenally,
Phenomenal James,
That's you.
You do a book-signing,
A few times a year
A call to the faithful
To enter your sphere
To show admiration
They travel for miles
For two minutes with you
And one of your smiles,
I say,
It's the charm of your voice,
Your piano-play hands,
The gentle romantic
Woman understands.
You're James May,
Phenomenally,
Phenomenally James,
That's you.
Now do you understand
Your popularity?
Why you're just that bit more
than a celebrity?
I say,
It's your inquisitive mind
Enthusiasm showing
An animal lover, kind,
Sensitive, knowing.
You're James May,
Phenomenally,
Phenomenal James,
That's you.
