Biased Binding
Thanks for the book. Interesting.
(Although, I see you didn’t sign it.)
Sorry for always pestering,
(But I just had to underline it.)
I know that you’re crazy about aardvarks,
(But really, I’m not that fussed.)
Fascinating to read that the male barks.
(It will end up collecting dust.)
Did you know they’re related to elephants,
(It could be a useful door stopper.)
And aren’t afraid of fire ants?
(But, I’d trip over it, coming a cropper.)
So, please find enclosed the aforementioned tome
Even though about aardvarks I’ve read,
I really don’t think I can read any more
Of your 'Bug-eating Beasts - A to Z'.
