James May

"When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race." ~H.G. Wells

Yes, the bike has it's place,
Mine is in the shed,
An asset to the human race?
I prefer my Mondeo instead.

As for two wheels I often see,
Pedalling away, the 'fit' family,
They ride all day around the park,
Pack a belching 4x4 when it's getting dark,
They haven't quite grasped this eco-friendly lark!

Now I must admit to having naughty thoughts,
When I pass a nice bum in Lycra shorts,
But some sights you see , wobbly bits and the like,
Should be hidden well away on an exercise bike!
Maid of Astolat