Forbear , Sir Knight!
Felix Dennis
Forbear Sir Knight! You quest too late,
  (Alas, alack for thee);
No damsels in distress now wait
   On shining chivalry.
Your courtly love, your sword and spur
   Bound Guinevere to woe-
And we have learned to much prefer
   The dragon to his foe.
Ride on to lands where maidens cower
  And revel in their plight:
I am the mistress of this tower -
   I  am my own heart's knight.

