New Year's Resolutions
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I'm giving up, I'm giving up, 
but now I'm thinking, what?
A tot of spirits now and then 
does not make me a sot!
I gave up smoking years ago, 
and my word, was that hard.
I'd smoked my dears for many years, 
my insides were well charred!
I'm keeping up the exercise, 
so I can keep on treating 
myself to yummy chocolate, 
besides the salad eating!
So, what is left, oh no, not that, 
I couldn't that forgo.
(A man in a tuxedo always raises my libido.)
So that I think, is definitely no!
Well that's it for another year
Giving up's not the solution.
As usual I'll ignore it all, 
Yes, that's my resolution!

