No column to hold me up
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That tent that you saw at the top of your street,
Was me camping out, hoping that I would meet
You passing that way, but I got a bad chest
just before my arrest. I'd forgotten my vest.
Got my Mrs May T-shirt and pillow and knickers
Who cares if they have inappropriate stickers!
There's shopping bags, magnets and badges galore,
I just keep buying more,
On some can I say that you look really rough!
Ooh! I can't get enough of this Mr May stuff.
In the next day or two a delivery truck
Will deliver two tons of those gums that you suck,
It's possible that it might just cause a jam,
As it's also unloading the five tons of Spam.
The Ferrari I got you will soon be arriving
Mid life crisis averted re the car you'll be driving!
The registry office I've now gone and booked
Your, so busy schedule I've not overlooked.
Friday at two, or Monday three, Tuesday four,
The guys from 'Hello' say they'll wait by the door.
Consider the car as a small wedding gift,
I'm now stony broke. Could you give me a lift?
So, I will wear puce and I think we should match,
I bet even Jordan will envy my catch.
Right!
Cancel the wedding, found out my worse fears,
Apparently you've had a nice girlfriend for years!
That's it I'm afraid, I just can't be a fan,
I've heard Doctor Who is a very nice man.
Can I have the Ferrari? It's important the car is,
Seems all the doc's got is a thing called a Tardis.
Elaine x
