James May

“I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.”
George Clooney.
Tilting at Idylls
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My dearest Mr May, I hate to put you right,
But hanging upside down wont make you Batman overnight!
I think you've finally lost it, it must be overwork,
Ooh, how I'd like to see it, bet you dont half look a berk!

Perhaps it's for a poorly back,
If that's the case, I'm sorry,
Those twits who always ram your cars?
Back end them with a lorry!

You're 'writing' rhyming couplets as you're going round the bend?
Now that IS multi-tasking as along the road you wend!
And here was me just thinking that the reason for the tilting
was to get your hair from out your eyes,
Not stop your brain from wilting!

So,
Perhaps I have a rival, when it comes to poetry?
You have your own personal poet, you know?
Oh, by the way, that's me.
Well, you once replied and nicely asked if I could write some more,
So, you only have yourself to blame on that particular score,

Well,
This is the way
that I choose
to exercise MY brain,
It's a labour of love and such good fun,
To Batman from Robin/Elaine x
Maid of Astolat